Sympathies with Mr. PM

Poor Mr. PM, he comes up with a speech

 so pertinent and perspicuous,

   Only to end up being termed 

an error so egregious!

On one hand, he has the opposition

 who claim his statements to be utterly factitious,

On the other, his own party

 is increasingly turning factious,

When will our politicos stop behaving like kids- 

so fractious!,

Oh God! If only all this drama 

were completely fictitious! 

pertinent:  to the point; fitting or appropriate

perspicuous:  lucid, clear, easily understood

egregious: conspicuously bad

factitious: false or artificial
factious: tending to promote internal dissent; forming groups within a group

fractious: unruly

fictitious: imaginary; invented