Letter to the Coal Minister

Dear honorable Coal Minister,  

we believe you when you say 

you gained next to nothing 

in the now famous coal block allocation,

that the CAG and others are arrant fools

 to accuse such a noble, pious man of subornation,

that you should in fact, be praised 

for saving everyone the trouble

 of witnessing a fair and competitive auction,

and of course be applauded 

for your impressive works of supererogation!

arrant: downright; notoriously bad

subornation: to bribe; to prepare, provide or achieve by stealthy means

supererogation: doing more than is required
super= above, erogare= pay out