Sympathies with Mr. PM

Poor Mr. PM, he comes up with a speech

 so pertinent and perspicuous,

   Only to end up being termed 

an error so egregious!

On one hand, he has the opposition

 who claim his statements to be utterly factitious,

On the other, his own party

 is increasingly turning factious,

When will our politicos stop behaving like kids- 

so fractious!,

Oh God! If only all this drama 

were completely fictitious! 

pertinent:  to the point; fitting or appropriate

perspicuous:  lucid, clear, easily understood

egregious: conspicuously bad

factitious: false or artificial
factious: tending to promote internal dissent; forming groups within a group

fractious: unruly

fictitious: imaginary; invented

Letter to the Coal Minister

Dear honorable Coal Minister,  

we believe you when you say 

you gained next to nothing 

in the now famous coal block allocation,

that the CAG and others are arrant fools

 to accuse such a noble, pious man of subornation,

that you should in fact, be praised 

for saving everyone the trouble

 of witnessing a fair and competitive auction,

and of course be applauded 

for your impressive works of supererogation!

arrant: downright; notoriously bad

subornation: to bribe; to prepare, provide or achieve by stealthy means

supererogation: doing more than is required
super= above, erogare= pay out